Joke-of-the-day! Start your day off laughing...or at least snickering.

Just in time for tax season...

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything.'"

Friday, January 6, 2012

"In the beginning..."

...there was a longstanding resolution.
Then procrastination was king.
But now there's been a coup d'etat, and I've promised myself, as I did 5 years ago...

...that I would finally start my blog.

And I looked down upon it and said, "That's good."
No, "That's okay."

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